segunda-feira, 1 de setembro de 2008

"Pedófilo nervoso pelo primeiro dia de escola"

The Onion, claro.

"Worried about meeting new children and making friends, area pedophile Howard Dengal admitted Monday that he was feeling «pretty nervous» for the first day of school.

«I hope the kids at Hampstead Elementary like me,» said Dengal, who spent the summer reading comic books, watching early morning cartoons, and hanging around the entrance of a local swimming pool. «It'd be nice to have someone to play with during recess.»"