domingo, 29 de junho de 2008

Ainda bem

Quino

Quino

(clique para ampliar)

sábado, 28 de junho de 2008

Piscina

iceberg 'rosa' - Matt Hoyle

Iceberg "rosa" (2003), Matt Hoyle










sexta-feira, 27 de junho de 2008

Momento de clarividência

Man Stroke Woman

quinta-feira, 26 de junho de 2008

Flor

Sonya Avdeeva

Sonya Avdeeva











quarta-feira, 25 de junho de 2008

Inspiração, apoio e confiança

Inspiration - Heinrich Kley
Heinrich Kley
Streif 6 - Heinrich Kley

Heinrich Kley

terça-feira, 24 de junho de 2008

Shirin Neshat

Women of Allah - Shirin Neshat

Women of Allah - Shirin Neshat

s\t (Women of Allah, 1996), Shirin Neshat











segunda-feira, 23 de junho de 2008

Considerações estéticas

C'est arrivé près de chez vous (1992), Rémy Belvaux

domingo, 22 de junho de 2008

Sylvia Ji











Sylvia Ji

Sylvia Ji

Sylvia Ji

Sylvia Ji

Sylvia Ji

sábado, 21 de junho de 2008

Hoogerbrugge
(um nome destes tem que ser título)

Nails: Senescence - Hoogerbrugge

fotograma de Nails: Senescence (2007), Hoogerbrugge

(clique em Hoogerbrugge para ver as animações)

sexta-feira, 20 de junho de 2008

Luz

luz

"Image of a pulse of light that is 2.5 billionths of a millionth of a second long"


Fastest-ever flashgun captures image of light wave, Colin Barras (NewScientist.com, 19.06.2008)

Bee Gees

The Do-it-yourself Bee Gees kit, The Kenny Everett Video Show

quinta-feira, 19 de junho de 2008

Superioridade teutónica

Competição amigável - João Abel Manta

Competição amigável, João Abel Manta
(in Caricaturas portuguesas dos anos de Salazar, 1976-77)

Oláááá!

Moskau - Miron Zownir

Moskau (1995), Miron Zownir

quarta-feira, 18 de junho de 2008

Grande Entrevista

Austrália, Bryan Dawe (entrevistador) e John Clarke (entrevistado)...



... encarnando Alexander Downer (Ministro dos Negócios Estrangeiros australiano), sobre o julgamento de David Hicks em Guantánamo:





... John Howard (Primeiro-Ministro australiano, conservador), sobre uma nova lei do trabalho:





... e Bob Collins (senador), sobre o derrame do petroleiro Kirki:




A tortura (ou "o artista como masoquista")

Evro dizain - Gregori Maiofis

Evro dizain, Gregori Maiofis

terça-feira, 17 de junho de 2008

Schoolgirls

Schoolgirls - Tamara Muller


Schoolgirls - Tamara Muller

Schoolgirls (2007), Tamara Muller

segunda-feira, 16 de junho de 2008

Viver a vida

Sempé

Sempé


"— A cultura... A cultura... Em determinado momento, disse a mim próprio: «Viver a vida, caramba!». Então escrevi um livro..."

domingo, 15 de junho de 2008

American Express

American Express - Not the nine o'clock news

in Not for sale - Not the nine o'clock news (1980)



"American Express? That'll do nicely, Sir.
And would you like to rub my tits, too..."

Put your head in between them and go bubble, bubble, bubble with American Express.

The American Express card.
Don't leave home without some money.

Anywhere in the world, try travelling by ship or train with American Express and see how far you get.

sábado, 14 de junho de 2008

Humor alemão

Deutscher Humor - Gerhard HadererDeutscher Humor - Gerhard HadererDeutscher Humor - Gerhard Haderer

Deutscher Humor, Gerhard Haderer

(clique para ampliar)

sexta-feira, 13 de junho de 2008

Chindogu

Hay fever hat (Chindogu)

Hay fever hat



"The all day tissue dispenser

Having hay fever is bad enough, but running out of hankies turns misfortune to misery. So, don't run out! The Hay Fever Hat supports a large loo roll, enough to cope with heavy blowing and incessant sneezing from dawn till dusk."




Automated noodle cooler (Chindogu)

Automated noodle cooler



"Further assistance for the noodle-eater-in-a-hurry

It is fundamental to Oriental cuisine that noodle soups are always served at a temperature at which they are infeasibly hot. The admirable reason is consumer choice; the diner can decide when his or her noodle have cooled sufficiently to be deemed palatable. But today, when time is money and money is scarce, not everyone can afford to wait around for noodles to cool. Frantic blowing is both undignified and limited in its effectiveness. The Automated Noddle Cooler is the answer. A compact fan, it fits tidily towards the holding end of one of a pair of chopsticks.

The Noodle Coller can also be adapted to fit spoons and forks, and hence combat the problem of too-hot food as it arises in other cultures."




"THE 10 TENETS OF CHINDOGU


Every Chindogu is an almost useless object, but not every almost useless object is a Chindogu. In order to transcend the realms of the merely almost useless, and join the ranks of the really almost useless, certain vital criteria must be met. It is these criteria, a set of ten vital tenets, that define the gentle art and philosophy of Chindogu. Here they are:

1. A Chindogu cannot be for real use

It is fundamental to the spirit of Chindogu that inventions claiming Chindogu status must be, from a practical point of view, (almost) completely useless. If you invent something which turns out to be so handy that you use it all the time, then you have failed to make a Chindogu. Try the Patent Office.

2. A Chindogu must exist

You're not allowed to use a Chindogu, but it must be made. You have to be able to hold it in your hand and think 'I can actually imagine someone using this. Almost.' In order to be useless, it must first be.

3. Inherent in every Chindogu is the spirit of anarchy

Chindogu are man-made objects that have broken free from the chains of usefulness. They represent freedom of thought and action: the freedom to challenge the suffocating historical dominance of conservative utility; the freedom to be (almost) useless.

4. Chindogu are tools for everyday life

Chindogu are a form of nonverbal communication understandable to everyone, everywhere. Specialised or technical inventions, like a threehandled sprocket loosener for drainpipes centred between two under-the-sink cabinet doors (the uselessness of which will only be appreciated by plumbers), do not count.

5. Chindogu are not for sale

Chindogu are not tradable commodities. If you accept money for one you surrender your purity. They must not even be sold as a joke.

6. Humour must not be the sole reason for creating a Chindogu

The creation of Chindogu is fundamentally a problem-solving activity. Humour is simply the by-product of finding an elaborate or unconventional solution to a problem that may not have been that pressing to begin with.

7. Chindogu is not propaganda

Chindogu are innocent. They are made to be used, even though they cannot be used. They should not be created as a perverse or ironic comment on the sorry state of mankind.

8. Chindogu are never taboo

The International Chindogu Society has established certain standards of social decency. Cheap sexual innuendo, humour of a vulgar nature, and sick or cruel jokes that debase the sanctity of living things are not allowed.

9. Chindogu cannot be patented

Chindogu are offerings to the rest of the world - they are not therefore ideas to be copyrighted, patented, collected and owned. As they say in Spain, mi Chindogu es tu Chindogu.

10. Chindogu are without prejudice

Chindogu must never favour one race or religion over another. Young and old, male and female, rich and poor - all should have a free and equal chance to enjoy each and every Chindogu."


The Ten Tenets of Chindogu, International Chindogu Society

quinta-feira, 12 de junho de 2008

Gnomos

French Police Arrest Serial Garden Gnome Thief

Idem

Las extrañas aventuras del niño Dios - Darío AdantiLas extrañas aventuras del niño Dios - Darío AdantiLas extrañas aventuras del niño Dios - Darío Adanti

Las extrañas aventuras del niño Dios, Darío Adanti

quarta-feira, 11 de junho de 2008

Nocha Chenhora com a chelechão

Selecção nacional - João Abel Manta

Selecção nacional, João Abel Manta
(in Caricaturas portuguesas dos anos de Salazar, 1976-77)

Ignorado?

anúncio à Pizza-La

terça-feira, 10 de junho de 2008

Aumento da natalidade

Yann Taillefer

s\t, Yann Taillefer



Yann Taillefer
Yann Taillefer

pormenores

segunda-feira, 9 de junho de 2008

Deus é assim

Not the nine o'clock news: Are you a gay christian?

sábado, 7 de junho de 2008

Annuale

Saturday Night Live: Annuale

Shaun Tan

The story of The Giants - Shaun Tan

The story of The Giants, Shaun Tan



Obrigado a uma tal de Mara, salvo erro, pela sugestão.

sexta-feira, 6 de junho de 2008

Euro 2008

Começa amanhã o Euro e a frase a reter, por agora, é:


"I would rather have my prostate gland expand to the size of a pumpkin than watch France win Euro 2008."

Euro 2008: I'm completely neutral. I want them all to lose, Rod Liddle (Times, 01.06.2008)

quinta-feira, 5 de junho de 2008

Ku Klux Kukos

Depois do Ku Kluck Bill, eis Coponieve e Nubenata (na edição espanhola, que é a que tenho).



Los Ku Klux Kukos - Johnny RyanLos Ku Klux Kukos - Johnny RyanLos Ku Klux Kukos - Johnny RyanLos Ku Klux Kukos - Johnny RyanLos Ku Klux Kukos - Johnny RyanLos Ku Klux Kukos - Johnny RyanLos Ku Klux Kukos - Johnny RyanLos Ku Klux Kukos - Johnny RyanLos Ku Klux Kukos - Johnny RyanLos Ku Klux Kukos - Johnny RyanLos Ku Klux Kukos - Johnny Ryan

in Juventud cabreada (Angry Youth #2), Johnny Ryan



"(Risita) Exterminar a las razas inferiores me hace cosquillitas de alegria en la tripita."

quarta-feira, 4 de junho de 2008

Associativismo

Marc Chaval

Marc Chaval

terça-feira, 3 de junho de 2008

Jardim das Delícias (ou algo parecido)

dividido em quatro partes (da esquerda para a direita):


Dave Cooper
Dave Cooper
Dave Cooper
Dave Cooper

s\t (pormenores), Dave Cooper