quinta-feira, 28 de agosto de 2008


"Obama Modifies 'Yes We Can' Message To Exclude Area Loser"

The Onion (27.08.2008)

"[Nate] Walsh, who has lived with his parents since 2001, no longer figures into the senator’s plan of rallying Americans around a common, higher purpose.


«People of America, not Nate, we have the ability to heal this nation,» Obama said. «Yes we can, Nate excluded, seize our future. Yes we can, with the exception of Nate and his stupid cargo shorts that he never washes, turn the page to a new tomorrow. I am confident that where we—and by 'we' I mean everyone but Nate—are met with cynicism and doubt and fear and those who tell us that we can't, we—again, not Nate—will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of the American people in six simple words: Yes we can, except Nate Walsh.»

Added Obama: «God bless the people of South Carolina, God bless America, and fuck you, Nate.»"